Summertime Fine

Summertime Fine

Summer is finally here and Summer 2011 looks to be one for the ages.  Road trips, pool parties and late nights typically define a great summer. But one of the most interesting things about summer are the different types of women you will encounter. Some of you will relate to this one…

“The Hometown Hoe”

She is that girl that never went off to school and likes to “hangout” with everyone from back home, she doesn’t want anything in return but for you drop her off when your done.

Pros: you can get your rocks off and with no strings attached

Cons: she’s probably getting it in 3 times a day, she’s nothing special at all, and she’s a hoe.

“The Dream Girl”

She’s beautiful, cool, everything you want in a girl from her looks, attitude, style, plus she isn’t a hoe. (To your knowledge at least)

Pros: SHE’S THE GIRL OF YOUR DREAMS, whatever your type is, that’s her!

Cons: She’s either in a relationship or just getting out of one but still hasn’t gotten over dude (Trust, her “ex” isn’t a fool, he just broke up with her so he can run free for the summer without feeling guilty and getting her back at the end of the summer) or she is crazy!

“The Famous Friend of a Friend”

You will at least know 10 of these girls, so each time it’s like trial and error.

Pros: You have a mutual friend so it saves you time to figure if you would smash, pass, or wife.

Cons: If your mutual friend is someone you’re around a lot socially, her friend will be also. LOSS! Also you put your mutual friend in a middleman situation, which can suck at times.

“Club Girl”

Every time you’re in the club, she’s there.

Pros: She can dress her ass off and she knows how to party!

Cons: She’s always on the scene and may be addicted to the spotlight.

“Just Crossed Girl”

She just got her Greek Letters so her and her line sisters are taking over a city near you.

Pros: She probably rolls in a pack with some of her line sisters, she probably shed some un-needed weight, and she is ready to party!

Cons: if your wingman or wingmen aren’t giving her line sisters any play, they will block like they are the O-line for Tom Brady! She just crossed, so all she might talk about is Greek shit, chances are she’s a sloppy drunk.

“The Summer Fling”

What’s summer without a Summer Fling? She’s like your key player and she doesn’t know it. She’s most likely a girl you put in work for but you guys just don’t see this ever getting serious for whatever reason.

Pros: She’s the girl you can just kick it with at times, ya’ll respect each other space, she’s not a hoe but she knows what she wants from this situation and though she may entertain other dudes, she’s only sleeping with you, you get to be a bit more adventurous because … well its summertime!

Cons: when the summer ends, most likely so will this fling. Hanging out so much and becoming cool with each other can lead to emotional attachment, most likely you’re the rebound or she is.

-Buddy Isreal